Well im goin to rehab, goin to rehab
gonna rehabilitate myself by drinkin a bottle
till i cant see at all my problems
fiending for a copacetic coping option
now im screamin at a wall and askin for a lighter
and the crack pipes invited and meth is my friend
i will see you again and if you have some coke
then i will say amen and hand you a ten
and if you wanna go toke i wont tell you a lie
im smokin weed like its goin outta style
and if you wanna get weird buddy hold my beer listen here
grab the sterring wheel while i bump this ketamine
and if PCP is like MXE
why dot you give some'a'that there shit to me
passed the dutchie and you took three tokes
i dont get high off your dumbass jokes
now if you wanna take it to the next fuckin level
you blow it up your ass and praise the goddamn devil
HAIL SATAN im gettin too high but
wait did you sy you have some 2c-i
you can put it in a cap or squirt it in my eye
if it were up to me, id be eatin LSD for
brunch lunch and dinner and then for dessert
ill huff paint thinner and call your dog a jerk
strap me in we'll do some heroin
bath salts and spice make a fiend feel nice
but a little off kilter, i like my cigs with no filter
like a bad bitch with a bag of shrooms and a six pack

well i stole her liquor and ate her drugs
then i ran around town giving everybody hugs
got a couple numbers and i made a few bucks
if you wanna throw down we can buy some more drugs
meet me in the back of the big blue bus
we'll drive all night til the sun comes up
ill drink your beer and you'll huff and puff
we'll smoke some clear and then snort some stuff
FUCK THESE BITCHES ALL NIGHT SAY WHUT
unless i just cant get it up
put some gin in a jar and jump in the van
shit i lost my keys but you can follow me
we can take your car its not too far
about three quarter miles away from the bar
i know a guy named say and hes a real pal
his friend guy will get you real high
take you on the inner space tour guide
lose track of time til you lose your mind yeah
here we go now we're drivin away
and here come the cops to save the day
put the pedal to the metal through the alley way
im an offender on a bender and they know my name
the cops and the feds and the NSA
been chasin me down for 89 days
on the 90th one i bought a gun
shot the motherfuckers cause i love to run!
but if you say ive got a problem then we're gonna have some problems
im not a junky and i dont feel like talkin bout
the pills make me sick and my bloods gettin thicker
you can see me smile but you dont realize
that theres tears in my eyes underneath a streetlight
my hearts cavin in as your cars drivin by yeah
wait whats my name? and where am i goin to?